He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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