i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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