But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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