please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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