just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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