Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
How external is "for external use only"?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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