Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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