This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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