so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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