Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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