we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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