just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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