You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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