why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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