It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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