sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
We have started to decorate penises.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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