but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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