I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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