So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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