Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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