Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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