is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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