Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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