i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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