at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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