I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
He felt like a one man threesome
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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