Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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