This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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