That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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