Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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