dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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