It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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