Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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