Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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