I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
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it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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