Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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