Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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