R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just want nice things and good sex
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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