I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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