Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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