I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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