I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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