what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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