A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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