so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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