Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
