Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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