Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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