just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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