Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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