So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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