We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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