With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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