I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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